Well, it was due for years now, and I've finally done it. I designed, built and wrote the content to this in 2 hours, so if you notice any problems, please let me know!
If you haven't clicked the above, then I dare you.
Comments welcome, and you don't need to be nice. And yes, it's only HTML and CSS, no fancy stuff. Built using Adobe Dreamweaver CS3, Fireworks CS3, and Textmate. Right, Over and out.